Siamese twin: two heads on one torso. Right head beautiful brunette, left head sickly grandma vampire.

A shark in an earthquake! Help me I'm sinking!

Gordon Ramsey wonders about the spaghetti sauce in his hair.

A magician is making a brightly colored ball float over a table. The stage is completely dark, except for a spotlight on the table.

A smurf dreaming about a pizza in stormy weather.

The Tin man (of Oz) has to choose: an anatomically correct heart, or a hotdog with mustard and ketchup... (the heart has some ketchup too)

Yo momma.

It doesn't want another coffee.

I got a letter this morning, what do you reckon it read? It said the girl you love is dead.

Guy eating ghost cause of breakup.

Please respect tables. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

Giant eyeball wants to eat you.