BDSM fetish wet dream superstar the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has come to stuff bits of himself into willing participants

Squirtle murders Charmander by putting out the flame on his tail

H.P Lovecraft's stunningly accurate portrayal of those whose skin pigmentation was a few shades darker than his own

Batman making Robin an orphan so that he has someone to relate to

Jesus Christ decides that fishkind is more worthy of salvation, and returns to the sea with his new aquatic companions.

A demented creature discovers that whatever horrific fanfiction is writes is immediately transformed into a published novel. It goes mad.

The Twitter becomes alive and is forced to reconcile trillions of tweets every second while attempting to live a normal life.