Don't ever use the word "mah" again you piece of shit. Learn proper grammar and spelling, you ignorant fuck.

The ambitious Cheerio dreams of someday becoming a successful golfer. Too bad he has already been poured out for someone's breakfast.

Taylor Swift singing about her latest breakup

A person with a look of blank contentment sits in front of a computer screen as a dark shadow closes in on him, much like you are right now

Apparently what they say is true, my hat is purple and my eyes are yellow and I'm wearing a red bow tie

I have so much homework to do

Wow, an amazing and very detailed drawing of the band Vampire Weekend, I bet you can't top it

a squatting red man saying "mountrn Ugry"

A beluga whale juggling pineapples on a tricycle.

Abstract bumblebee

You and a friend laugh at a joke about your friend's mother, but the next day your friend's mother dies and you both feel like assholes.

A little red blob with very big black eyes stares at a sandwich with watery adoration