How flag of Japan would look like if le funny jokesters designed it

Cucumber, I...

Imagine a dog being morphed with a turd

Red rocket

An old man eats all the food he can find

Exploding food

A buried man screams for help while on the surface a man and a black child are jumping on a bed

A car with chrome-like paintjob drives into the flames

A telephone booth

Rasputin eating borsch

Zombie pimp

A bowl of pudding holding an ice cream says something in a very flowery font