this person hates the homestuck fandom
faggot
Squid can't find any suitable japanese girls to fuck with tentacles
shrek saying "1...2...4...8...Jesus...12...uh...7?"
Purple goldfish cracker that came to life and ate pregnant moms with his intestines because he can't find a lady to have secks with
fleshlight
two cats
a strange creature made up of people mashed together screams "NO JESUS"
weeb trash
teddy bear
man dog
happy sun