Sawtooth wants her in every quadrant like a desperate fool.

A man is dead at the hands of an anthropomorphic pink cat with a yellow snout. Another person expresses dismay at this.

The Once-ler writing an anguished farewell letter to his dear love, the Lorax

Two chums engage in a hearty game of "force the other to consume canine fecal matter".

Who in the hell is zacharie

A larger woman is dismayed to learn that she is pregnant

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A young child shouting "NOPE"

Ravenous, flesh-consuming zombies are pillaging the otherwise small and sleepy town of Bitchfield.

Master Chief displaying his on/off switch on his back.

A small child with very prominent buck teeth is 4deep6me.

A sandwich has unfortunate gastrointestinal issues.