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Captain Jack is distracted from navigating his cruise ship by a French whoooer, and at the worst possible time.

A person called Person weeps when they notice a mud stain on their cargo pants.

A man wearing tattered jeans jumps to catch a blue blob.

A steamboat collides with a floating rock. The rock has a bacon tree growing on it.

A red-eye armored cow charges into battle, wielding a sword.

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