Turd is done with life, as he lays next to his lifeless brethren.

New Chain

You won't find adobe here in Nairobi

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I locked my gimbals long ago.

IT WAS ALL AN INSIDE JOB

Shia LeBouf with a ponytail screams at the audience to do it in front of a green screen.

Doodle or Die

The republicans cannot coerce the democrats to support their approval of this ad.

Doodle or Die

Disgust covered the 4-eyed Original Fan Character's face.

Cthulhu devouring a 5-eyed slime

*Mischevious Smile* "So you wish you could have hair like mine, don't you?"

After that night, I learned to never get drunk with a buddy, because we might end up getting matching butt tattoos.

"No, It's too dangerous girl-chan, you could get hurt. I must go alone and perfect my secret technique I learned in the Guyana Highlands"

The yellow virus from Dr. Mario sits next to an aptly labeled "DISK K", possibly as a form of celebrity endorsement.

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