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A happy turtle.

A man flies out the door on his broom, which is, in fact, on fire.

A man goes crazy with confusion.

A demonic monster wants to eat a goldfish.

A black sock.

A young man goes fishing, using his giant penis as a fishing rod.

A giant snake hides in a christmas tree. Two people are happily surprised to see it.

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A transvestite man, a winking blond girl, an angry baby and a guy with a moustache wearing a onesie and he has a boner.

A three armed man holds an empty esky.

A boat floating in a sea of blood

An elephant raping a human.

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