Princess Alicorn Derpy dropped her muffin, cries about it until her guards come and do the only thing that can calm her down... Pleasure her

New Chain

So Hitler and Satan are doing the hula hula in hell while being watched by a jealous Sedam Husain who then stabs Hitler and rapes Satan...

A creepy badly drawn spy cat

New Chain

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

South Park elementary is choosing between a giant dildo and a turd sandwich for the new school mascot. Stan won't vote.

Proffessor Frink from the simpsons getting run over by a bus.

A black tapeworm wearing a purple beanie hat accepts your apology.

Pinkie makes some jam out of Applejack. She then colours it and sells it as "Zap apple jam". I'll give tom to whoever gets that reference.

Britney Spears pissing on a ladybug

Stoned douchebag listening to music

Punk Pinkie Pie

Twilight performs oral sex on the royal princesses cunts, sucking them dry.

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