Aflak duck bred with Ron Swanson

A pedo lion

Johnny was carried of by the mudslide (oh nooooo)

no boats with snakes in them

mr peanut stole your keys

creepy cow sees peperoni and mushroom pizza left in a box because the cow ate the pizza delivery boy and now theres just pizza

windex bottle full of formula XYZ (cleans it ALL!)

At night, a headless person in a cape holds a jack o' lantern in his hand

"spotty" and "Mook" surround me

Santa without a body

a pelican landing on water

a red cheese grater