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A rather flamboyant chimp recollects his time as a field operative for a Scandinavian Military platoon.

Two gentlemen discuss the possibility of forming a joint venture to ensure both their companies financial success in the coming years.

Doodle or Die

A rather dapper chap accepts an award for "the shortest blaze". The "blaze" is presumed to the marijuana.

A vampire smokes a joint while holding a talking brown-colored frying pan.

It appears to be a floating dinosaur that is about to be sodomized by a car that is hanging from the ceiling. The floor looks like lava.

A purple truck with dynamite stuck onto it

A deformed rabbit, in a sad attempt to look beautiful, puts on blue glasses.

Renowned playwright George Abbott recalls his time directing Jumbo

A transsexual clown attempts to assimilate space-time by posing nude on a greeting card

A man is on an expedition aboard the S.S. Yogurt, he seems somewhat depressed, as if he longs to return home.

It looks like a happy face and then a question mark and then a circle. this is repeated five times, all in different colors.

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