Black car masterace. I have several pictures of some nice specimens folded into the "U" section of my Merriam-Webster's Dictionary.

A surfing bird.

A green martian about to be hung for treason.

A "preschool" rendition of 1941 Germany.

A black man quietly mumbles "yerp" as his pink qt gf sucks his magenta hand on all fours.

HEIL HITLER!

My soul.

Auto-fellatio.

"perf ect world" written in red and black.

Black hand down.

I'm a big guy.

A very streaky handjob.