And they proceeded to have the most clean-shaven dapper duel in all of Paradox Space.

They say if you really want to know who you are, look to the legacy left behind by your ancestor. Unless your ancestor is Cronus.

wvell vwell wvelvlw...

C'est la Leijon étrangère! (the Foreign Leijon)

4× Jack Showdown Combo!

dO i LoOk UnSuRe To YoU mOtHeRfUcKeR?

How is Karkat supposed to be your friend if you recoil from his pale embrace like he's waving a pair of gnarled olive branches in your face?

EB: i am the wind waker. it's me.

Ronald McKara

> SS: Offer fatherly guidance to the young troll on your monitor.

HELLO YES, THIS IS HOUSE

Caliborn doesn't know how to use a teapot.