a chain of those rubber cause-bracelets, put together such that they form a rainbow (by which I mean that they're in the ROYGBIV order.)

Matt...Leiher?

like a boss

spontaneous combustion

Frog with bone on stomach

Winged guy with sunglasses says, "No. Do you think this is a game?"

dog with lipstick

Man's pee defies gravity. Damn.

Man holds kelp and sniffs: "mm exqui>|+e"

man hangs himself over hole on the ground

muffin with nose

Man does not really have an opinion on the 1% milk that he holds.