A very disturbed glass of water.

David Cameron shitting in Nick Clegg's mouth whilst Ed Milliband watches.

A beer that's got the squits.

A woman having her period out her arm.

Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sunshines I never leave those clouds behind.

A man killing a spider.

Batman getting confused with Spiderman.

A black ghost with orange brambles.

A man with a spade on his head.