A strawberry is sad because he has no seeds.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE.

Sir, I do believe that you are molesting my posterior.

Nerd rage in its purest form

Ladyshark is not sure what to do while her husband is at work.

Not sure if should kill it with fire or try and make peace with the creature...

Oh shit, I knew that this day would come. The floating heads have destroyed all that ever has been and will be.

It's Mickey Mouse's transvestite uncle. ...they generally don't talk about him much. Not exactly the pride of the family.

Somebody encountering something highly disturbing.

A man obviously does not understand that chocolate on the sidewalk isn't good for you.

...and everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

A man driving a truck with wheels that are too big.