this gentleman has a refined pallette

I see the the effervescent banality of a parallel existence.

if you put your mind to it, you can do anything.

some bullshit. draw a happy clam or something.

One of Shel Silverstein's unfinished works: "Purple Ball Saul grew too tall"

kids don't like their xbox cuz it's really the ghost of a slain jawa.

Father?

Dime bag lived to be 58. I'd say that's a good run for a dime bag.

Choppin' Broccoli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this guy's glasses are so cool that he transcends the physical realm and achieves nirvana

A perfectly good chain... BROKEN!!!!!!

I remember when I had my first beer.