Donkey has swag. Get bent.

That one gay cloud from adventure time

Two aliens have trouble with a math problem

Green bean swordfights a bent quarter

Stapler cannot escape a green jello prison

Salvador Dali tries his hand at banana skateboarding

Calvin and Hobbes take a trip to Japan.

It's like if you took a magnifying glass to a dangerously stretched and horribly hairy asshole as shit is coming out

A floating set of Aryan eyes begin to tear up upon viewing the silhouette of a stiletto.

O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain!

Rob Schneider discovers that protesting in a carrot suit isn't as easy as it looks

Typical Shaq shot