when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a'more!

a mother yearns for her abducted child

you've got mail!

a rapper is pissed and breaks one of his chains. what a shame.

a black man speaking french

Ray Charles on a nice morning stroll

pie jesus?

VULGARITIES.

a house robbery!

a suspicious lady

a nice little blob

the earth is in your eye. doesn't that hurt?