The face your cat gives you when you find a hairball on your floor

When mayonnaise takes up juggling

Phoenix Down

The Matrix, on a low-budget

The look your dog gets when you do that thing with the peanutbutter.

No, we never grow up. Shooting spitballs will always be cooler than paperwork.

That awkward feeling when your slumber party gets crashed by an assassin.

Stranded on an island, you fear starvation - as food is scarce and your stomach issues render anything but the most bland food inedible...

The low-grade generic cereal 2 shelves under the "good shit"

When Super Mario fails to evade Thwomp