Doodle or Die

Previous moron wrote "Hot monkey dick" instead of drawing something. Draw a mega man villain.

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Superman's hindsight is 20/20. He is saddened by the fact that he slew lois lane during intercourse, and plans his own death in his head.

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two men engage in fisticuffs, one is dressed as a dapper gentleman, the other a commoner. They are discussing the flying trouser shortage.

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space owl loves earth!

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a pizza has hit your screen! SPLAT!

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a man is surprised by a sunglasses and maroon turban wearing man emerging from a golden portal on the floor.

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Patrick the starfish cannot be taken into public as he is very rude to women and treats them like objects.

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a man with blue eyes stares stoically while waving goodbye to his lover. He'll never see her again, but he displays no emotion.

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Sad spidercrab runs away crying, while yelling "Why?"

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alien chestburster rips free of man's ribcage, carrying off his heart to consume later.

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Cactus demon and his kids are confused by a cylindrical fancy throw pillow.

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Yoshi has a playstation controller plugged into himself.

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