Teary Face With No body, but a kick-arse top hat.

Percy the parrot forgot the words to Kumbaya and decided to wing it at the Tiki Bar.

The glass might be half empty or half full, but the red jelly bean definitely peed in it.

Lightning strikes a coyote who is wearing leg warmers.

Mike decided today was a good day to spontaneously combust.

A triangle taps dat ass.

A missile launcher's about to lock onto its target, an eye-shaped submarine.

New Chain

This Halloween, the candy dresses up in costume and goes trick-or-treating for bags of children!

The moment a Star Trek character knows if he/she will die, aka the color shirt they receive.

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