Oh no! my arms have become sunflowers

A toaster asks an artist to draw weird things

As I throw myself into the sun, whilst sucking my finger, my last words are "The snake was my benis".

I read something bad on a piece of paper so I'm just going to chug down a jar of nails and hope or the best

I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..

Ikea bible

If Mr Mackey was a Marklark

The road to the unknown has a speed limit of 30km/h

Shaniqua looks so pretty with a beard

Hillbilly is BBQing some raccoon steaks

Obama has the body of a fly and is tired of your shit

Dragon is sleeping in a bed