Pyro has a hot dog name Mr. Wiener and that hot dog has a tiny pyro mask too.

Medic wants Gaben to give him new weapons because all the weapons he has are dinky. Gaben refuses.

Spy's sappin' China.

Ms. Pauling is the new Medic.

medic can't sweem.

Ms. Pauling is being followed by three RED scouts and also a BLU scout.

Spy does not want My Little Pony anywhere near him.

Archimedes is now a tumblr girl and ships Heavy/Medic

hoovy es preety preences

"The bees must die," says Sherlock. "No!" Says Joan, "You love the bees!"

Medic is gay.

What do YOU think is under Pyro's suit?