Shining Armor is Twilight Sparkle's BBBFF 5ever. That means he's her big brother best friend forever more than forever.

a turtle on wheels races towards a brown turtle

drunk God creates the solar system

a guy kindly greets a croissant with legs. kudos to him for not discriminating.

a sleeping guy... Either he has drooled enough to create a flood or he has peed enough to create a flood.

jeffbro sprite.

I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY!

is this some sort of fucked-up grave for a cat

two stoners are fooling around. Predictably, one bets that he can stab his eye with a pencil for two dollars.

some guy wants dirk's sugoi shades

A sad flamingo carries a bag on its shoulder. It walks a lonely road indeed.

sailor moon has gone to the dark side and ripped out her own heart with a pitchfork. Who needs a heart anyway