The sun is angry, for it is too hot to properly deep fry food.

For her? For her, I poured out my heart and cried my eyes out, but she didn't understand. She looked at me, not as a gentleman, but a freak.

Someone playing in a box of litter shows off the neat trashbag he's fashioned into a hat.

And lo, raised high amongst the clouds was a flag celebrating every flavor of Skittles known to man, beast and automobile.

The book that outsold the Encyclopedia Galactica for two reasons, one being it is slightly cheaper...

A flower evolves into a three-eyed baby.

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Sweden is more than implying.

A mouse is sad, for its plum left it for a mushroom, for they love each other.

Marge Simpson tearfully begs the Great Pumpkin (who's side job is being a handyman) not to leave her.

One blue bird refuses to share his worm with another blue bird. There's a strong wind coming from the left side of the drawing.

A boy kissing a girl, not realizing she's a lesbian. Both are embarrassed.

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