.... what the hell is coming out of my ass?.....

is this blush a bit too green?

"WHUT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?"

Drink: it takes your sadness away

the best thing that ever happened to humanity!

stairs that lead to heaven or helen's room

man with breasts wonders if he should get into a very pink, girly bed

a brilliantly drawn green bean with a mouth, no eyes and a brown stalk

I dunno

"my giant breasts seem to like theses crazy scribbles!"

Oh. My. God. Its a moustache.

"Why can't I fit in here?" There is only one explanation

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