Gabe Newell loses his job and has to work at Hooters.

A coil of shit is charmed like a snake.

A dying boy's last wish for the Make A Wish Foundation is to star in a Brazzers video.

Stick with lovely lady lumps.

Too complicated.

She borke up with him because he was a prick.

Jackie Chan inspires a young Reggie Fils-Aime to reunite the Soviet Union.

Just two eyes and a face?

Some faggot ass bull shit cartoon.