Your assets are frozen!

DoD person is upset about all the penis doodles on his computer

Chicken nugget on steroids wields an upside-down ray gun.

A guy shooting a gun that shoots other guns as its bullets.

Bear tries to prevent a child from peeping at his parents having wild sex.

45 bottle of beer on the wall, 45 bottles of beer! Only 4 people have died so far.

A tragic story about a flower that dies after being bent.

Rick Astley is sandwiched between two blue things.

A flying man eats lightning and poops thunder.

Hipster beer wins contest.

Duke Nukem look cool as he makes a bad pun.

Old man is depressed because he has an ice cream cone in each hand and doesn't know which one to eat.