Kirby demands his annual christmas payment, or he will consume the entire world.

The half-life for unknown element number 2197

Dude can't tell what video game he's playing because he needs a goddamn haircut.

Iron Man hiding from a happy homicidal sun

Sperm cell moving from red R to blue b, by jumping over a wall.

Oh god i think it wants to make a contract with me

Emo kid with a hook nose and a purple mohawk masturbating to Edward Pattison

Professor Dingleberry, apparently.

Mittens Romney spreading the word of Murrican Jesus

Meatloaf horrified at appearance of female finger

Monopoly makes you kill people

black mage