Air balloons are frequently jealous of helium ones.

A featherless turkey with an unfortunate name.

A snake loves Legos.

A yellow marble loses his black friend, Jimmy.

A trail of blood, a grey severed head adorned with candy corn, and mysterious runes. All clues seemed to indicate ritual sacrifice.

A donut with strawberry and vanilla frosting on it is on the fifth floor.

Crooked eternity say what?

An emo demon says "zup bitchez" while a slice of american cheese hangs out of his mouth.

Two men in a dark theater throwing their popcorn at an upset little boy.

A grey worm comes out of his hole to inform two other grey worms that "it's rolling".

The god of hamburgers sitting upon his majestic throne.

A tabby cat tries to reassure his crying rubber ducky.