I man is disappointed with a cave for not being spooky enough.

I am haunted by the fanfiction I wrote when I was 12.

THE CAT KNOWS.

rainbow-doughnut head man fills himself with bullets before laying down to die in the grass.

"Try to laugh in the face of danger," you think, just before the white hot blast consumes your bodily form.

During a late night broadcast, Cecil contemplates the towns bitter rival, Desert Bluffs.

"Infinity!" you scream into the void. The void swallows your words into its dark, ever encroaching presence, as it will swallow all things.

"HELP ME" screams the purple guy from mcdonalds commercials.

Hiram McDaniels? The Old Lady Who Lives In Your House? NO. DO NOT VOTE. VOTING IS WRONG. DO. NOT. VOTE.

trying very hard not to hear anything

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