Swag and a chilli pepper make hot babies?

Whatever makes you happy, darlin'. Follow your dream.

Classic oncest yo or dirk strider in a cape your choice

Dirk strider channels his inner carrot

Frustrated lorax gazes soulfully into the sunset

Offended person confronts the individual who swore at them

Sonic the hedgehog

We are the Once-lers and nothing is going to stop us

A man is surprised to find his wife is not what she seems

Wtf is with all these carrots!! Carrots are the bane of humanity. Despite what fanfiction dictates, we are not rabbits.

Moth-ler

Professor Layton-ler