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A single egg on a plate

A moron that doesn't want to paint.

Jesus asking Dave Strider if he's Satan.

Do what now?

The Wendy's girl "lol"ing and break dancing.

Dave Strider gently break dancing.

Twatlightsprinkle, the enbodiment of brony tears.

Don't do weed

A sperm quaintly entering period blood.

A furry screaming "What does the fox say?" in a particular fashion.

A beautiful desert scene