A very old woman with a bad wig whose nose has spontaneously combusted.

A kangaroo getting fresh with a toaster.

European Union?

The nude backside of Doug's sister.

Water laughs heartily at your misfortune.

Y pink Batman.

A man who is small relative to the size of Florida.

A football... animal.

A turtle berating a flower.

A terrifying pink cat with a human face.

Trippy drug-induced octopus.

Link hand puppet.

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