It's a Zelda/metroid crossover! Ganon and mother brain team up and Link and Samus have to go to both hyrule and brinstar to stop them.

LUIGI IS FINALLY NUMBER ONE!!! Luigi, you had better celebrate this, it's a once in a lifetime chance

New pork city now had a new attraction! A big blue blob on the right!

Someone is crying in the corner of a dark room...

helioptile/charizard

Person dancing with long floating blonde hair?

Fleets of villagers are destroying all competition!

Someone got real creative with that doodle. It's just a bunch of question marks. A black one, a blue one and a yellow one to be exact.

Coffagrigus and sigaliph...sorry about spelling

...face and head of a gloom...green hair(?) of a shinx?

Kirby on top of a gyroid...maybe, what looks like gyroid so written below but I can't really read it

Ch Luigi is written over a picture of a crappily drawn mario