The fundamental laws of physics are violated; matter in the form of youthful equestrian mammals springs forth from nothingness.

Santa Claus, trapped in the middle of a vast desert, turns towards Sinai and begs God for deliverance.

Cthulhu's minion receives a heartfelt letter from his girlfriend in Tennessee

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Electricity gun; gross limb deformity; earthquake

Drowning violin has given up.

Pre-ketchup.

Lazy astronaut fails to stay vigilant; lost in space on wacky adventure.

Miniscule water bottle on skin is furious at his diminutive stature.

Upset female interviews a sleeping cat about its profession.

Actor soaring across night-black backdrop in an astronaut superhero costume failes to realize his right foot is on fire.

"Please, no... I'll use my own knife..."