Typical american. So fat he/she (who knows) needs a powered wheel chair.

New Chain

A pink elephant meets the prophet - or is it the other way round? Don't forget to draw pac man eating some sperm.

New Chain

Pac man chases down some rainbow sperm in pursuit of a celestial tea pot and a hijacked pink elephant.

A blue suitcase labeled lunch next to a poorly drawn star of David.

A chain of linked rings, with the sun shining through the middle ring (like it does with mine...)

Doodle or Die

Outline of a man (arms like venus de milo) saying this is love. Looks like intestines are glowing through his skin.

A monk chanting to a gold fish in the ocean.

Coloured pill of shit. Why not draw a cat sucking on a mule instead.

Period blood on the floor, bitch fight in progress.

Either it's a worm or a letter 's'. It's cold... it has an eye.

A spastic shouting no in german. Blue things everywhere. Maybe draw an invisible cat in the background.

A hotdog called Kevin. Looks like cum instead of mustard.

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