"It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"

man is helping his friend on the other side of a doorway shave

HA! Smell ya later cheese breath :B

You obtained a dragon scale. Its really neat!

The blissful ignorance of an idort enjoying his games like a filthy fucking casual.

kirby tried to hug Edward Scissor Hands

either a living cupcake sitting in a pool of blood or a 2hu

WAHAHAHAHAHAH~

(literally) Who ?

Ghandi has just finished researching Nuclear Fission and Publicly Denounces you.

A fly amanita ejecting its spores onto a petri dish

Oh no, its retarded.