Jesus using laser eyes on a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

A smiling piece of raw meat is walking happily through oncoming winds.

A tomato with luscious hair is puckering up to kiss you. Oh. God.

"That's KAWAIIII!"

Kermit the Frog is falling through white space, eyes wide open in surprise.

A man remarks, "1 time A Homiless man gave me a Handie" Obviously, a homeless man is giving him a handjob. :(

Obviously the twin towers, through crudely drawn, beside a man with a green shirt, blue pants, red afro, yellow trumpet, and 'NEVER FORGET.'

New Chain

An exciting corpse party involving Dream of the Endless.

It's.....it's PEDOBEAR!

Seems like a naked man, but I'll say it's more like an orange balloon animal.

yup. with a bike.

confused black guy

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