A giant fat man who has eaten 99% of everything.

A classic tale of a man and the turtle who despised him.

Banjo is fundamentally fed-up with the lack of dedication to finding Jiggies displayed by his feathery companion: Kazooie.

A soldier wants some ghetto booty

A morbidly obese virgin

A giant alligator is pissed off at the windows of the world

a dolphin eating doughnuts

A man is focused on his ice cream cone while the eye of sauron chases him

some weird monsters being attacked by jedi in outer space

two best friends embrace under a rainbow

Adorable anime kid doesn't love tentacles. Implying that nor does he dislike them, it's just that his passion for them isn't as high as love

Dr. Robotnick's latest creating terrorizes the city