Mario on a unicorn tank. He's gonna kick Bowsers dick in.

PacMan making apple sauce.

Mustachioed tiger fighting off mutant chocolate bars.

Numbers and splotches.

Tulips that need to be watered with blood. MURDEROUS FLOWERS.

Zeldas Rape face

Link is really, really, REALLY easy. If you get my drift wink wink nudge nudge.

The Jolly Green Giant went Metrosexual.

Clearly this is a deformed child with a dildo for a head.