Some kid with his name on his shirt wants to tell you about his day

Angela the Rugrat says no

A woman has a thick Stalin-esque moustache underneath her two bare breasts

Somebody accidentally left his bong in a parking lot. Also, the bong has feet.

A happy hamburger wants you to eat him

John Lennon in a lemon costume sings one of his greatest hits

A man on a carousel sings "Clocks" by Coldplay