A Creeper asks a companion cube "new here?" I bet it's flirting with it.

A school. A completely normal school, or it would be, if it weren't ON FIRE!

Spy running away from some flying Jarate

R63 android fact core says "nyeh."

Sniper is drinking his own piss, just like bear grylls! Spy says mon deau in sadness

The first rule of murder club? DONT FUCKIG TALK ABOUT MURDER CLUB.

THE CAKE IS A LIE

Someone's attempt at getting the resident artist to draw something horrible completely BACKFIRED

Someone's got a date with a stack of pancakes.

"OH >:(" says an angry Wheatley

Everyone cries after Wheatley apologizes

Goddammit it's spyxscout.