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An activity for old people on the beach in florida.

Beet pops huge zit

Mozart transformed into a piano.

Man sitting on a green egg, over easy, remarks how cool a large, pencil shaped aircraft is.

Man's crotch is the portal to hell!

Dating a chair sucks.

A GREEN MAN LICKS A LARGE HOUSE WITH A TALL NARROW WINDOW

Satan will have a jawa sacrifice!

Scared man uses a poop fire to battle an ice elemental.

Gandalf's acid shield will only last so long against the alien mine craft invasion.

Giant baby is upset over spilled spaghetti and meatballs!!!!!!!

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