Pimp My Crucifix

I am a beehive in the desert.

Superman, riding a bicycle, smacks a child into a hole in the ground using a cricket bat.

Gilbert Gottfried

Whirled peas

Man at the edge of a canyon ponders the futility of life.

Petey the Pistol and his Bullet Buddies.

Hydrocephalic bandit faces off against a sentient pat of butter.

A dark room with an empty bed... or IS it?

Grape F. Kennedy.

The family crest of an inbred Kentucky carny family.

Blonde spelunker pokes rock in eye with a stick.