someone breaks their leg tripping over a flower with a green banana peel on it with bubbles floating up

Ohhhhhhh shittttt Squidward is about to be assassinated :D

Trump uses telepathy to order some Mexicans to give him a blowjob.

just a banana and two grapes. nothing sexual here.

That is not a sausage. or a poop. it is some sort of caterpillar coming out of a butt and i really don't want it anywhere near me.

I sigh in relief as my five year old's picture of a space rocket doesn't look like genitals, even though he did use "R" instead of "are"

Who da fuq eats a tomato with a fork?!

Doodle or Die

Sexy ombre fire hair girl again, bending over just for lucky me.

Doodle or Die

"I understand that feeling, friendpal." girl has hair just like that girl in another chain. I like it. I bet it was drawn by the same person

Your girlfriend (who is also your hand) is displeased to have a house on her face.

hotdog goes to heaven

Complaining man and unassuming poo

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