Peeps has rolled out a new line of stick figure marshmallows. To cater to different ethnicities, they are new colors too!

A man talks to his morbidly obese wife, while realizing that his clothes have been thrown in a pile of dirt.

A shocked potato realizes that the golden nuggets he's been eating are...gasp...POTATO CHIPS!!!

New Chain

The Ugly Duckling was a duckling all along. Just nobody had the heart to tell him that when he got excited about swans.

A lemon cut in half, to reveal the face of a clock which points to 1:45.

Doodle or Die

A guy with a green mohawk snorts drugs, which are laid out on the table to spell "NO DRUGS"

New Chain

One Direction Baby

New Chain

David and Goliath

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