A Rastafarian begs for forgiveness, but the skinny bloke in the sky won't have it

Tom Selleck

Dicking around in Guitar Hero?

The God of Pokemon is having none of your shit, dawg

A baby with a scone flying towards it's face

The ant farts on this description

Someone is daydreaming about a guy getting jump-kicked in the head by a woman

So this is the story all about how my life got flip-turned upsidedowm

A feather tickling a disembodied nose

A racial stereotype robbing a bank

TMNT directed by M Night Shyamalan. PLOT TWIST: it's all the hallucination of a tortoise on drugs

Smoking homeless man contemplates nicking the doorman's suitcase